Could someone please bring this scottish zidane south of the border so we can see more of him?

What do you picture when someone mention a footballer nicknamed The Seal. ? I think a hunky, formidable centre half who could have been The Rock’s older brother.

Here is Kerlon Moura Souza, aka The Seal, playing in Brazilian league.

Mr Chelsea becomes Mr England. He’s the only logical choice, really.

It’s all explained here.